is not easy to take a partial inactivity, a woman as my wife tyrant.
Three days was the maximum among all the family, we keep confiscated his Nextel. Primary tool for her work, who has an affair erotic-productive.
the fourth day he sent us all to hell; regained total control of your phone and laptop, as has been said chamber.
My wife is a clear example of work ethic that has always characterized the people of northern Mexico. His drive and hard and how in leading his hordes of collaborators, is in part the fact that he has earned the nickname military overall.
Please tell me dear reader, as I can keep in a state of confinement on the second floor for two weeks in a woman. To do tell me! I do not know.
I think the title of this post is worth a thousand paragraphs.
just say that my position in this honorable house, has been demoted to: Waiter, waiter, cook, nurse, physical therapist, caretaker, driver, controller and even a psychologist. The latter is the one who has had more catastrophic results.
The First Lady had enough of everything and everyone, especially this writer, who has not done anything, to be the staff of his disability.
Love!, (And said to dorarme pill) I would upload some tea? There I go with the tea.
Love!, You help me get this off? That'll take that.
Love!, Volvérmelo you help me put? I'm coming soon to relocate.
Love!, Can I squeeze the belt? I go and fix the belt.
After a while I hear the unmistakable sound of the velcro off and already the band has again been removed by the eager hands of my consort.
Have you removed the belt my life? Yes, because I fajaste well. How odd! You the first to complain. Shut up and while the band Squeeze. And here I go as often as.
All this care and excellent service, my wife does not feel sorry for me. Quite the contrary. In these two weeks I have spent the worst mood. This ... dear readers, I want you to know and be clarified soon.
if I let her do some work from home would do some good. Quite the contrary. The General is what the Americans call a "workaholic" is too passionate about their work and are easily annoyed at the incompetence of Masiosare average. Then he gets angry and tightens the belt. If you tighten the belt, tummy hurts. If you feel your belly hurts bad and you feel bad Oh my!
What's wrong with "jani"? I do not feel well. Are you in pain? I do not know. What do you not know? Well, I feel weird. Do not you feel as if you had surgery? Well yes, but others feel other things. For example? Well no, for now I have nausea. "Nausea? Or something like that (sigh)-ends the confused woman, leaving me more confused.
Joey, who has demonstrated an intelligence less developed than a grapefruit, surprise has understood this new world order quite well. It just makes love to her when she called and if not, is kept at a safe distance, where it can not be victim of the humor of his mistress.
But their task is simple because it not asked to upload or download things or things that you remove or terminate.
To that I would need to Rin Tin Tin or Lassie and well I think both are already in heaven for dogs.
I open my arms, look to the sky and ask the operator: How long will this madness? Or is it perhaps that you are testing my patience when I dedicate it as a parent? Or you're just experiencing a little to know how long it takes a perfectly normal person like me, decide to murder another?
Please do not think I'm an inconsiderate. I know the General is recently operated. But the reality is that the good mood I left the operating room, has vanished completely due to confinement.
Please do not scold me. I do not criticize, do not tell me anything.
am a man who has suffered greatly.
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