On how the hotels all-inclusive, you make it seem like you're on vacation.
When we arrived at what would be our home the next six days with five nights, we received another Masiosare to drive us the second sermon of the day, called: Letter to the pilgrims, the book of verse IV Hotel.
I felt like when prisoners come to prison or concentration camp hell.
The Masiosare recites: This hotel is necessary to use this bracelet. Neither corn! ... And told the Jews and see how they were! Well if you do not put it, is not entitled to the wonders of our hotel. Like what? Meals. Food is a right not denied to anyone, least we eat as well as myself. Well if it goes down, not eating and not drinking. I put it then, "We must recognize that the guy was persuasive. What if I walk in Jetski? That costs. Would not that was all inclusive? Yes but not that. Then they should be called All-Inclusive Hotels, less Jetskis. And give me my room. "I ask angrily. Right now we have not. What do you do not have rooms? Is that delivered at one o'clock. Lack quarter. In its fourth quarter will. Oh fuck I please! I'll see what I can do to give something. Please be overlooking the sea and smoking. We do not have. With sea view or smoking? Of the two. What do you not have? In this whole non-smoking hotel and rooms with sea view, I have to revise some things, move some influence, pull some levers, send a mail and we'll see. He left and returned. With the news that if we are overlooking the sea. Go! But not even think about smoking there. I will not. Or on the balcony. What do you mean on the balcony? It might disturb neighbors. If you bothered to call and let me know. Okay.
finally gave us our room and several hours later brought us the room, same as we had not been made up, because they would snap. A footnote on page, hotels all-inclusive, do not include speed.
I think the general and the pen, and we are so famous in the world (and Cancun), which all aim to meet. I also suppose that probably do not like us very well, why we have been victims of the vilest obscenities. Since the shower does not work well, the table where I write is a flamenco dancer and we do not even have put a blanket on our bed. After several groans and bellows, arranged everything came and went.
The stupid system of this hotel has not understood that I come on holiday. If you want to go to dinner at one of his restaurants, you must book. If you'd like to use the sauna and jacuzzi, you must book. If you want to go to a show, you also have to book.
Dear reader, let me explain my anger. Book means planning. Planning holidays is fine I think, when you go to Europe or the Arctic Circle, but if one comes to the beach will not do that. In my usual routine I'm always planning. The house payments, this or that project, dinner with family and friends together, dating and a long, long list. When I come to a place like Cancun thing we want is for me are running around, planning and taking appointments and commitments. The price is that you stay as oyster without going to dinner at a nice place or doing something relaxing, which, as we have to plan and be on time, you lose it relaxing. Another thing
hotels all-inclusive, is that even remotely include service. All you have to do the same. You go and you serve to eat and if you want something to drink and go for it. If you need a fork you ask the waiter and says there are young, stop please, do not you see I'm working? If you need a towel for her and not put you to wash your plate and be that much. However
and here we are and we're fine. Cancun is beautiful and the sea that bathes none. The gentle sound of waves and the tropical breeze, make me feel alive and remember things that did not even know he knew.
and the General and his flesh napkin quietly sunning on the beach. Or at least I do, her mother tool that comes with full bathing suit because she says she is fat and the other marine whales bask there, they worth a damn and use bikini. Some only monokini. Women Talking Dirty.
For now I'm going to sun, but in the next installment, I'll talk about as the overnight, I became an experienced diver, plus the incomparable experience of sinking deep and watch the hidden wonders of the Mexican Caribbean, where I faced a terrible sea creatures.
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